Jeans-The Struggle

I spent the past weekend looking for a new pair of jeans. Oh the struggle! After trying on about twenty pair, I managed to find one pair. Just hope they don't shrink!

I don't know about the guys when It comes to buying jeans, but us women got a lot of options.
[view from my dressing room. "blog post!"]


Supposedly, we can find a jean that will transform us into any shape we desire.Yea right. At least that's what the designers and sellers want you to think.
Unfortunately many young girls and women are looking for this and believe in it.

Here is a jean to make your butt look better.
They just come right out and ask ya.


Hmmm, just a year ago, I was looking for one to make it look smaller. Yes they have those too. 


Need a lift? Got that too. 


Can I not just find a blue jean that's simple? One made of cotton denim and not spandex? Well, there is Levi. My all time favorite but they leave no perk in my assets. 


And you will pay more for the holey jeans.

 

I guess that's pays the scissor guy at the end of the assembly line.

The struggle is real guys. Sadly society is always looking for a solution to every shape and size.

Be happy with yourself. Do not buy into these sales pitches, believe me, that one pair didn't "lift" anything! And unless you get maternity pants, your tummy has no where to tuck. 

Chicken Get Away

This picture makes me laugh. One of my facebook friends "Jackie" had posted it a while back. I saved it.


She took this photo of an empty chicken truck speeding down the highway. I found it hilarious as to why or how these guys got left behind in this position. 


Were they coming or going?
Are they giving new meaning to "takeout chicken?" 

What would be your caption to this photo?